Monday, October 18, 2010

Well, are ya?


Every day the impending zombie invasion draws closer and closer. Will you be ready when that time comes? Here are a few tips from me:
1)Practice aiming for the head at your local shooting range. You waste ammo on body shots.
2)Be sure to brush up on your swing. If for any reason you cant find a gun or ammo, a bat or fire axe will work just fine as a zombie deterrent.
3)Head down to your local weapons shop and buy some chain mail. If zombies cant bite through the skin youre safe (kinda)
4)Get some cardio in. Running is a great way to stay in shape as well as avoid your zombification when the time arises.

I hope these tips were helpful! Have a great day and be on the lookout for more updates tomorrow. :) 

16 comments:

  1. I'm ready for this ! BRING IT ON !

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  2. yes i'm fuckin rdy with a fuckin chainsaw!!!!

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  3. WHERE THE F ARE THEY! LEZ KILL SOME

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  4. I'm fucking ready. There's a new TV series about zombies coming up. It's called Walking Dead. looks pretty good

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  5. have you read the book of zombie survival? i has all this plus so much more. i love reading it just to see the detail someone went into. so amazing

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  6. I have read the Zombie Survival Guide!! Its soooo awesome because it takes itself seriously and gives you every detail of everything you need to know. lol.

    And ive seen previews to the Walking Dead show and it is getting DVR'd as soon as it airs!

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  7. I totally realised that I am not prepared. and shit Chain mail...

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  8. Got a Katana myself, no running out of ammo or being loud here :P

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  9. hahaha thanks for the tips man, following

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